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Introduction: The DRAGONBALL AF Prank Begins
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The
syrup has been secured.
All your IHOP are belong to us.
The tuxedos have spoken of the tulips. |
Daizenshuu
EX is well-known for its April Fool's pranks. We've
been doing it for several years, now! Generally, the result
is just the main page with my now-infamous SD SSJ Vegeta
finger puppet saying that "The syrup has been secured;
all your IHOP are belong to us." No, I have absolutely
no idea where I came up with that random nonsense, but
I think I made it even more asinine one year with a random
speech... something about tuxedos... err... anyway...
The
two of us decided to do something different this year.
Rather than just be absolutely obscure and insane, we
wanted to pull a prank. Two years ago the dual-prank with
Meri (of Temple
O' Trunks) concerning Pilaf
and Gotenks being playable characters in Final Bout
got an amazing response; what pre-existing "rumor"
could we exploit, this time?
...the
one, the only.
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What We Planned To Do
If
we were going to do this, it had to be insane. Everything
had to scream of quality, and above all else, it had to
be in Japanese and look / sound authentic. We decided
there had to be two aspects: a print-ad and an actual
commercial. The print-ad came first. Julian began work
on it, typing up some of the text using a pre-existing
"Dragon Box" Japanese ad as a template.
Soon
Mike began work on the video commercial. We knew that
the DragonBall characters had to speak to each
other during the commercial, but if they were to do so,
we wouldn't be able to use any actual scenes from DragonBall;
it would be too obvious. Luckily, One Piece and
Shôjo Kakumei ["Revolutionary Girl"]
Utena proved to be two of the most useful shows;
both had great sounding stereo Japanese soundtracks, and
just enough talking with no background music to rip the
voices from.
Kyôichi
Saionji in Utena, played by Takeshi Kusao (Trunks),
would be the central focus. As Saionji tends to go a little
crazy at times, his voice wavers and he gets upset. Hmm...
what to do, what to do... OK, great! Future Trunks returns,
and he's evil now! We start developing a potential plot
in which Trunks has, once again, returned from his future.
While he has destroyed the Jinzôningen,
it makes no difference; the horrors they have brought
upon his future have finally caught up to him. Trunks
has been driven insane (which is actually hinted at during
the course of DBZ; he's not the most mentally stable character
in the world, and that's shown as much as it can be in
a show like DBZ).
From
there, the characters of Luffy (Mayumi Tanaka; Kuririn)
and Dr. Kureha / "Doctorine" (Masako Nozawa;
Goku) were taken from the Drum Island arc in One Piece.
Luffy is always sounding a little wacky, so we took a
light-hearted line and made Kuririn say that Trunks must
be joking around. On the other hand, Dr. Kureha says some
pretty serious things, and sounds almost "evil"
(well, perhaps "serious" is more appropriate).
If anyone asks... it's just Goku in SSJ3 or SSJ4, when
he speaks slightly differently ^^;;.
The
voices were mixed together over "CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA,"
and Mike began ripping scenes to place over the audio.
Since the show's "not ready yet" (it not being
real, and all), we opted to go with a
"highlight reel" of DBZ, instead. Take some
of the most important scenes in DBZ, mix in some actual
Japanese voices talking to each other, throw in some extremely
convincing Japanese title cards... you've got yourself
a commercial!
Of
course, we also need a Japanese "source;" someone
must have sent us the commercial! We eventually decided
on the name "Mei Yamadori" for this apocryphal
helper; "Mei" is an alternate reading of the
kanji for "Akira," and "Yamadori"
is the surname "Toriyama" in reverse order.
So... our sources were set.
The
only thing left was a suitable logo; to botch this would
be to expose the entire prank. So, Mike whipped up a little
something in Photoshop, Julian added kana, and voilà!
Instant new series~! Of course, if you want to look behind
the scenes as to how we pulled this off, read on...
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The Print Ad: In-Depth
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The
"DBAF" print ad as it appeared on April
Fool's Day |
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For
the print ad, I started out with the notion that I should
make something that looked real at a glance, but was obviously
fake under close scrutiny. The language barrier, here,
helped immensely. Since most American anime fans can't
actually read Japanese (or at least understand
what it says), why not just keep the most important elements
"real"-sounding, and have some fun with the
rest? I took that concept and ran with it.
Of
course, since I'm no good at creating things from scratch
in Photoshop, I needed a graphical base. I had assumed
that finding the right ad to alter would be a challenge,
but with the DB Kanzenban volumes released in
January, the answer was staring me right in the face.
I opened the books to discover the perfect candidate:
an ad for the upcoming DragonBall series boxed
set. What first got me was the simple and straightforward
look: it had a classic DB style, clearly-defined borders,
and only a few images (with the majority of the ad being
text). But the thing that sold me on it was the large,
yellow blurb in the upper left-hand corner (which you'll
notice I retained from the original in the gag version).
It reads, "Doragonbôru densetsu wa tomaranai!"
(roughly translated, "The DragonBall legend's
not gonna stop!"). Bingo.
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The
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Prepping
the ad to put in my own material was probably the toughest
part; I spent a good day or two on it! I managed, however,
mostly thanks to the "clone stamp" Photoshop
feature, and the color uniformity of the ad's background.
The next step was to add images and text. Text was straightforward,
but the images I wanted to work into the ad's design,
so I "borrowed" the white borders around the
DB screencaps, and used them to those ends. The Tori-Bot
and Trunks images came from Jumpland.com
(Trunks oversees the "DB Quiz" game, while Toriyama's
doppelganger
is in charge of the desktops the visitor has won). I recolored
Trunks's eyes and skin to go along with the "crazy"
theme (figuring EX meant that he'd been possessed by someone
or something, à la Baby), but only later found
out that, no, Mike meant he was just plain crazy. Oh well...
I guess it does make him look sinister.
The other two images are the same fan-images we've been
seeing for years; here, I was just counting on people
to suspend their disbelief (after all, this was
an official-looking ad).
That
was it, really; once I had the logo in place, I was ready
to go with an ad that had "authentic" images,
a "message from the author," and even an airdate!
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Submitted
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But
of course, you're probably wondering by now what the ad
actually says. So... here you go. As
you can see, although the large title blurbs, broadcast
info, and "DB Dragon Box DVD Bonus" information
say more or less what we claimed them to, the rest is
one big gag. The series description is a newbie-ish fan
rant that also incorporates both the "Toriyama is
dead" rumor, and the belief among so many new fans
that their friends have "connections" in Japan.
Akira Toriyama's "wonderful news" is actually
a tirade about how he's going to kill us for what we've
done. And of course, the text towards the bottom is an
open letter to Bird Studio, Shueisha, and Toei Animation,
kindly asking them not to sue us, should they happen upon
these ads. Y'know... just in case things got out of hand,
and we needed to save our own skin. ^_^;
So,
that's that! On to the commercial~!
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The Video Commercial: In-Depth
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Commercial
as it appeared on April Fool's Day (via YouTube) |
As
noted, the following characters and voices were selected
for the commercial:
- Masako
Nozawa (Goku, DragonBall / Doctorine, One
Piece)
- Mayumi
Tanaka (Kuririn, DragonBall / Luffy, One
Piece)
- Takeshi
Kusao (Trunks, DragonBall / Saionji, Utena)
All
voice samples were taken from scenes with no background
music and little-to-no sound effects. This way, we'd be
able to mix them together more effectively and convincingly;
if you heard background music from another series while
we're trying to play "CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA"
at the same time, it's not going to be very convincing,
right? Right!
Putting
the commercial together was actually both tough and extremely
easy. For one thing, slapping together random "highlight"
clips was no problem. If you've seen Japanese commercials,
they're generally of similar quality; there's no timing,
no real attempt at keeping things clean, etc. That's part
of the problem, though! With my background in video editing
now coming into play, it was difficult not
to time things up to the song, such as title cards, screaming,
etc. We think it's a little more convincing this way,
though!
The
text cards that appeared every so often were created by
Julian, using a variety of phrases to stress the fake-ness
of the ad. In order from start to finish, they were:
- "What
the hell is this crap!?" – Akira Toriyama
- DragonBall
is over!
- Don't
believe it!!
- Julian
and Mike are gods!!!!
- Toriyama-sensei
is very angry!!
- If
you believe this, you're an absolute moron!!
- AF
is completely fake!!
- April
Fool's!!
- "Don't
sue us!!!," and "Please!!!."
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And,
last but not least, the card after the date and time of
the show's airing says, "This commercial
is a joke." For the sake of the gag, we
let people speculate on what these cards said, saying
we'd update with their translations on the next day; well,
here they are. :-D
So
here's the "script" we came up with for the
characters. Some of the things we have them "saying"
in our own script is actually pretty close to what's really
being said. Many of the more "basic" words in
Japanese were matched up, so as to try and fool those
who might be on the lookout and hear things specifically
in the dialogue that might not match up:
- GOKU:
"They thought our show was over!"
- TRUNKS:
"They did, huh? Hmpf! Shows what they know!"
- GOKU:
"What's this...? You're different..."
- TRUNKS:
"You all... I can't let you live..."
- KURIRIN:
"But you're our friend! You're just kidding around!"
- TRUNKS:
"Who are you calling a friend...?!"
- GOKU:
"You're not yourself. What do you want?"
- TRUNKS:
"You'll never understand..."
- GOKU:
"I see..."
- TRUNKS:
"What do you know?! I'll never lose to you!"
- GOKU:
"Hehehehe... you don't know of my new transformation...!"
- TRUNKS:
"TAAAAHHH~!"
- GOKU:
"DON'T YOU DARE THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT US!!"
Here's
what they're actually saying... totally
out of context of each other, of course.
- DR.
KUREHA: "Did you just call me 'Grandma'?"
- SAIONJI:
"You saw that? Hmph! We've faced each other hundreds
of times in the last 10 years."
- DR.
KUREHA : "What's this dirt?"
- SAIONJI:
"Why... Why do you always...?"
- LUFFY:
"That's why you should be in my group! Being a
pirate is fun!"
- SAIONJI:
"Who's your 'old friend'?!"
- DR.
KUREHA: "You should watch what you say."
- SAIONJI:
"I see... it's about me!"
- DR.
KUREHA : "I see..."
- SAIONJI:
"Shut up! You're the one person I absolutely won't
lose to!"
- DR.
KUREHA :
"Hehehehe... ... is when they've recovered or died.
There's no escape."
- SAIONJI:
"TAAAAHHH~!"
- DR.
KUREHA : "YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR MOUTH!"
And
just for the Hell of it, here's the video commercial with
the original scenes from the other shows, just to show
how utterly absurd is all really is:
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Commercial
as it really is, with scenes
out of context with each other (via YouTube) |
Now
how ridiculous was that? It was a blast to put together,
though... probably even more fun than the fake commercial~!
It's extremely silly, but really drives the point home...
none of that dialogue has anything to do with what's supposed
to be going on!
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The Site: Pranked-Up Pages
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The
Main Index as it was on April Fool's Day |
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Main Index:
AF Version ] [ Newbie
Guide: AF Version ] [ Rumors
Guide: AF Version ]
In
addition to the main page, we figured we could make the
prank a little bit more believable by "updating"
some of the other sections to go along with it. So, we
AF-ified both the "Rumor
Guide" and the "Newbie
Guide" so that they agreed with the new "info"
we were handing out. The "Newbie
Guide's"
AF-edition was more subtle, but on the AF-enhanced
"Rumors"
page, we really went all-out: the first rumor explanation
(the one about AF, naturally) became completely the opposite
of what it had been, and several of the others were modified
in less-noticeable ways. Of course, neither of those things
can compete with Mike
eating his boxers. Absoluetely priceless. :-P
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The Aftermath: E-mails, Message Boards, Etc.
It
wouldn't be an April Fool's Day prank if we didn't cause
havoc across the internet. We knew we'd end up fooling
some people, and we knew that people would be talking
about it. We stalked our hit referrals all day long to
see what people would be saying about the whole ordeal.
Here's some of our favorite quotes we received via e-mail,
or saw on some other message boards:
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"Gah..what...DISCUSS
DAMNIT!" (Sandbelt, Madman
Forums)
This was one of the earliest
ones we found. People were so confused and shocked
they didn't know what to say!
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"That's
one of the worst lies I've ever witnessed! I'm not
even into DBZ and I know that's fake! They made it
way toooo obvious..." (Duke, Animal
Crossing Forums)
Well, if you say it was
way too obvious... I guess it was! Fooled quite a
few people, though, my friend!
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"I've
just been made aware of today's date....... 1st of
April. April's fool. I've been done." (Jodaku,
DBZOA
Forums)
This seemed to be a common
response among many people ^^;;
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"I'M
STILL TAKING IT ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (ssj trungeta,
MyFavoriteGames
Forums)
Very similar to the first
one on the page. We threw so much information at people,
they didn't quite know what to DO with it all~!
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"Ah
Crap, I totally forgot about the date. Hook. Line.
And Sinker." (Mystic Gohan, DBZUK
Forums)
Hehehe... yep, you've gotta
remember what day it is! Don't feel bad, though...
you weren't the only one who got sunk :P
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"Fantastic
work, you two. Absolutely top drawer. Particularly
the part about heads being mounted over fireplaces.
Toriyama's "What is the crap?" line was
nice, too. My hat is off to you." (Steve "Daimao"
Simmons, personal e-mail)
Bah, you don't count~!!
We knew YOU'D be able to read the text :P
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"I
hope you realise that because of this little stunt
there's going to be an outpouring of kids freaking
out all over the net and it will almost certainly
be seen as proof of the existence of AF." (José
González, personal
e-mail)
This was another common
response we've been getting. People are almost half-mad
(or fully mad!)... they know that, sure, this'll blow
over real soon, but those commercials and ads are
going to linger for YEARS now, further perpetuating
the rumor... the rumor that will never die... and
we're helping it, now!!
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"Dragon
Ball AF Confirmed! (2004-04-01 12:53:51)
Big news from Daizenshuu
EX today: Akira Toriyama is making a new Dragon
Ball TV series! Dragon Ball AF, once only the stuff
of rumors, has been confirmed for a late 2004 release.
Daizenshuu EX has posted a flyer and a commercial
captured from TV. DBAF is scheduled to air on September
8th at 7:30, with a preview on August 25th."
(news post, AnimeNewsNetwork.com.)
Yes, we realize that they
posted this as a joke. I actually e-mailed them about
this weeks ago without telling Julian, sorta as a
surprise to make his day as a reward for all the hard
work he put into it. It definitely helped our hits
for the day!!!
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"Holy
fucking shit this is just... what!?!?! HOW!? Although
I'm hoping for One Piece crossovers.
Edit: REALISED THE DATE, THANKS AMERICA YOU FUCKERS
THANKS FOR BEING ONE DAY BEHIND"
(tablet the eunuch, Daizenshuu
EX Forum)
Hehehe... those out of the
states were definitely confused the most!
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"kind
of cool, but I wonder where the story will develop
from this? I never watched GT, as it looked uninteresting
and I'm totally burned out on dbz since it's been
airing here on various channels since I was a sophomore
in HS. The original Dragonball is still one of my
favorite manga/animes though, so I'm helplessly interested
at least a tad about this.
I just hope it's not 13 episode fights followed by
13 episodes of training, rinse and repeat like most
of dbz was." (sgdaigoro, Kung
Fu Cult Cinema Message Board)
Here we go! Someone who
was honestly fooled into believing it~!!! Give them
a hand~!
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"First,
if this WAS real, there would be no way in Hell they
would post it on April 1st. Second, why would they
make it called DBAF if that specific name has been
totally dismissed. They would call t something else.
Third, Vegetto EX is one hell of a joker sometimes.
Trust me, by tomorrow he'll deny it, laugh about it,
then regret doing it because of all the hate mail
he'll get. I'm sure he has been working on this for
awhile, it's very good looking too." (Super Saiyan
Style webmaster, Dragonballtoys.com
Forums)
I'm not going to regret
it, and there's no hate mail to speak of :P. It's
been a blast, and it's awesome to see that people
are enjoying it and getting a kick outta it.
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"If
you could read Japanese, you could see that it's fake.
Since it is. And that SSJ5 Goku picture was fan made,
if they ever made a sequel to Dragonball he wouldnt
be in it." (Icer, Kaizoku-Fansubs
Forums)
That's part of what we were
hoping; those who actually KNOW Japanese would certainly
get a kick out of the text we actually wrote.
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"you
know what got me the damn video audio" (XZaradisX,
TeamXbox
Forums)
It was a blast to put together~!!!
While it's not perfect (the audio levels could be
mixed a little better), I think I did a pretty damn
good job of making it seem like a natural conversation
taking place.
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"sorry
to post it in such big letters, but I hate it when
people think that all the news they read on april
fool's day is real. First off, Akira Toriyama would
-never- let another Dragonball series be born (he
_HATED_ DBGT, I can't stress that enough! Every interview
ever conducted with him says he HATES it. He REFUSED
to have part with it, so WHY would they make another
series if the creator despises it?) Second off, the
"DB:AF" rumor has been around since when
GT was still in mid-run. It's old, it's stupid, and
it needs to be put to rest." (iyouboushi, Adult
Swim Forums)
I think you need to take
a look at this
thread on our forum; Toriyama didn't
hate GT, and you're either making up information,
or you're getting info off of crappy sites. He loved
the direction GT was going in, and in fact said that
he wished he had come up with the
idea! Sorry to hear you thought it was "stupid"
:P
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"It's
not a joke. During the final episode of One Piece,
in Japan, They aired a commercial for it. It is coming
out end summer to late this year" (Milarkie,
Adult
Swim Forums)
I think it's pretty amazing
how it's the same day as the prank, and it's already
been elaborated on!! It's hardly the final episode
of One Piece that's airing in Japan... the show's
still going strong! Funny to see that you were tricked,
though ^^;;
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"well
i just looked over there site and i saw a rumor guide
so i went in and they said..." (NaOta_BeBop,
PlayStation.com
Forums)
Hehehe... we were hoping
people would refer to the other sections, as well~!
That's why we took it to the extent we did, and updated
the "Newbie Guide" and "Rumor Guide"
to go along with the prank ^^.
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"Of
course its not true, why would a commercial advertising
a new series be a bunch of clips from the previous
series with character voices over it?" (Charred
Knight, AnimeNation
Forums)
You haven't seen many Japanese
commercials! I actually based the idea off of the
commercial for DBZ movie 7; it's a collection of clips
from the first 6 DBZ movies with Goku talking about
the new movie, coming out that summer, over top the
footage.
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"Crap,
for years we've been trying to all those stupid newbs
that there would never been another DB and they were
ignorant for thinking so and should be tossed into
the flaming caverns of hell. Now we gotta fess up."
(Zechs, Miguzi
Waterpark Forums)
Hehehe... it's so true,
were it actually true. Imagine if DBAF actually existed;
we really WOULD have to all eat our shorts!
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"if
anyone could translate what there actually saying
that would be magic..^_^" (SaTaNiCuS, Anime Zen
Forums)
Heh... we'll translate it
for you! And we did!
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"Don't
you think its somewhat of a coincidence that you unveil
the news of DragonBall "AF" on the first
of April... (AF - April Fool's)... Either way, I'll
download your file..." (Sleepy, personal
e-mail)
Whether or not you want
to take "AF" to mean "April Fool's"
or "After Future" is your own deal... we
purposefully didn't say what it meant; we don't know,
ourselves! Heh!
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*sighs*
I guess I'll just have to wait til Sept, the commercial
was the biggest thing that convinced me, but the fact
that today's April 1st proves otherwise. Maybe I'll
go back to Daizenshuu Ex tommorow to see if they reveal
it to be a hoax or not in their next update."
(Chuquita, personal
blog)
Hehehe... hopefully you
found us today (April 2nd) and are getting a kick
out of everything we've got to share with you! :D
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Let Us Know What You Thought~!
We'd
love to hear what you thought about our
prank. Did you go trying to translate some of the text
in the print-ad, only to find out it was completely different?
Did you pick out some of the words in the video commercial
and go, "Hey... wait a sec...!!" Did you completely
fall for it, yourself? Let us know! Come
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